About NMSP6

1I am Jane Smith from Anytown, USA. I’m unspectacular and ordinary in almost everyway, and glad for it. (Unspectacular and ordinary are the key to the successful completion of my plan for world domination.) Physical attributes don’t define a person, but to some people they seem to be the most important descriptor a person has. So, in the interest of making those people happy – I’m plain and tall and caucasion-looking, although I’m more of a “mutt” than anything. I’m 30-something. Sometimes that makes me feel old and wisened, and sometimes it makes me feel young and stupid. Mostly it makes me feel fat. I’m a complex mixture of humor and depth and stupidity and wisdom and adoration and disgust and genius. But I’m mostly genius.

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